USA, as drawn by a New Yorker

Scot can vouch that this is pretty much an accurate portrayal of how I see things. I'm a New Yorker at heart and proud of it.

As the author, Dan Abramson, wrote: "New Yorkers have no sense of geography, which is fair, considering the world revolves around their city. As a New Yorker myself, I attempted to draw the map of the United States. As far as I know, it's 100% accurate."

Bahahahahaha. Truth. I'd throw Maryland in there since I live there and know where it is now, but the rest can stay the same ;)

(Also? Anything outside of NYC and Long Island is upstate New York. Don't fight me. It is.)