There is no such thing as "a quick trip to Dunkin Donuts" at 7:40am on Valentine's Day.
Especially not when there are 10 people in front of you in line, two people behind the counter and you are a good 7 blocks away from work, where you need to be in 20 minutes. Not the best choice.
::Sigh:: Whatever. I persevered and got my egg white flatbread and iced coffee (because it's WARM out today, yo!).
I left DD with a whopping 4 minutes to power walk 7 city blocks.. and did pretty good, granted I only got here two minutes late.
Naturally, my hair was a mess. And naturally, I forgot my brush at home.
So I went to the kitchen and grabbed myself a dinglehopper, a la The Little Mermaid.
Yes, a fork.
Sadly, this is not the first time I've used said utensil as a brush. Not so sadly, this is an excellent way to tame your hairs.
I actually think dinglehopper would be an awesome insult word. Like "Why would you do that?! You're such a dinglehopper!". I'm not sure what the exact connotation should be, but I think it works.
Just thought you guys should know.
And sorry for today's randomness ;)
PS. Oh right... Happy Valentine's Day!! Scot and I pretty much boycott the holiday, but that doesn't mean I don't still love me some red and pink heart shaped everything! How are you celebrating, if at all?!
