Toshilicious

See? -ilicious can be added to anything.

HuluPlus has given me the gift of season 3 of Tosh.0. And apparently, back in January or February, Tosh started out an episode by saying this:

"If I'm on your top 5 celebrity sex list and you get it notarized, I'll bang you."

Oh Tosh. You clearly need to read my.. ahem.. Top 5 post.

So who out there is a notary??

;)

Although, after watching him do the Lambada, I'm reconsidering.

Top 5!

So Amy decided to do this fun little link up today, and it's so perfect because Scot and I were seriously JUST talking about this the other day.

You all remember the Top 5 Celebrities that you're allowed to cheat with from Friends, yes?

If not, boo to you, and here is a refresher via YouTube (since I can't embed it).

And yes, Scot and I are completely normal for talking about this on a regular basis.

So without further ado, my List of 5 Celebrities that I am allowed to cheat with. Drumroll please.

1. Chris Carrabba of Dashboard Confessional.

I don't need to explain this one. I look at/listen to him, and my heart quivers. Don't laugh, it's true. Love at first sight and song.

2. John Krasinski

Aka Jim from The Office. I'd take him as John or Jim. Doesn't matter. Big shnoz and all.

3. Daniel Tosh

Call me nuts. I think he's hott. And he cracks me up. I'd totes hit that.

4. Benji Madden

Ah, young love.

personal photo. duh.

Yep, I'm going all old school on you. Back when Good Charlotte put out their first CD, I was IN LOVE with him. He holds a soft spot in my teenage heart.

5. Natalie Portman

I really don't care if you judge me on this one. She's gorgeous. And it would so not be as creepy as it was in Black Swan.

Oh hey, and as a bonus, you get to know Scot's top 5. I couldn't resist.

1. Natalie Portman

See? We have tons in common.

2. Jenna Fischer

Aka Pam from the Office. I totally love how both my #2 and his #2 are Jim & Pam.

3. Mariska Hargitay

This was originally Hayden Panettiere's spot. Scot actually told me to take her out, and put Mariska Hargitay in. This made me lol quite a bit.

4. Shakira

Not only would he hit that, he listens to her music and likes it. I can't really blame him. She's one saucy minx.

5. "a Suicide Girl - not sure which one." <-direct quote

I'm not really sure that counts as a celebrity, but whatever. I picked one I thought he'd like. He's into the whole short, dark hair, heavy eye make up, tattoo thing. This makes me laugh a bit because, um, hi, have you SEEN me?!

So there you have it. Who's on your top five celebrity cheat list?! (Come onnn, do it, it's all in good fun!)